Top 20 Calendars
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Stephen Colbert I Am America 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Stephen Colbert I Am America Desk Calendar: Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen Colbert addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones. You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong. I Am America (And So Can You!) showcases Stephen Colbert at his most eloquent and impassioned.
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Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If Desk Calendar: Jeff Foxworthy is an expert on redneck. He defines it as a glorious absence of sophistication. And he has a seemingly endless supply of jokes that proves that definition again and again. Each page of this calendar features a hilarious redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy.
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Dilbert 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Dilbert Desk Calendar: Office politics, bosses from hell, annoying coworkers, endless meetings, pointless assignments. The same things that make us scream in our cubicles make us laugh out loud when we're viewing them vicariously in Dilbert, Scott Adams's comic strip, which appears in more than 2, 000 newspapers. Enjoy a favorite strip on each page of this Dilbert calendar.
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The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
$11.99
The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: Celebrating 15 years of mind-blowing success—and supreme stupidity! The #1 top-selling black-and-white Page-A-Day is back with a whole new batch of shocking ignorance, malapropisms, foot-in-mouth moments, celebrity airheadedness, and government spin: Rat complaints have gone up, but we see that as a positive thing, because more people know how to contact us now.—New York City complaints hotline bureaucrat. Plus hopelessly mixed metaphors, odd menu items, dumb tourist questions, and supermodel Naomi Campbell: I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.
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It's Happy Bunny 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
It's Happy Bunny Desk Calendar: The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is.
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The Classic Dave Barry 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
The Classic Dave Barry Desk Calendar: Here's the 2009 Classic Dave Barry calendar, with each page's entry handpicked from past columns and served up calendar-style. Don't worry; there's plenty of great material. For Pete's sake, the man wrote his darn column for a hundred years.
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Cartoons from The New Yorker 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Cartoons from The New Yorker Desk Calendar: Whether the topic is sex, money, marriage, employment, politics or dating, the Cartoons from The New Yorker 2009 Calendar has it covered. Created by the most talented cartoonists of our time, these cartoons are edgy, sarcastic, incisive, and entertaining. Whether the calendar sits on your desk at home or on your desk at the office, it's guaranteed to dish out the humor in a way no other calendar can.
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Nurses 2009 Desk Calendar
$11.99
Nurses Desk Calendar: Screaming toddlers. Chaotic emergency rooms. Smug doctors. Twelve-hour shifts. It's all in a day's work for nurses. The nurse professionals who have been in the trenches—whether at a hospital, medical office, or nursing home—will appreciate and understand this day-to-day calendar. Each entry includes a true tale, anecdote, or witty quote that every nurse will read, recognize, and enjoy.
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Wacky Web Sites Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
$11.99
Wacky Web Sites Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: When your boss turns her back, discover a new online escape with just a click of the mouse. Featuring the kookiest, funniest, oddest, geekiest, and most amusing sites out there, Wacky Websites offers a year of utterly addictive (if often pointless) entertainment. Flash back to the elementary school lunchroom with an online museum of lunch boxes (with matching thermoses, of course!). Learn the exciting sport of squirrel fishing. Plus a recipe for real southern moonshine, an Elvis-sighting bulletin board, a dictionary of British teen slang, and TGIF Time Wasters, including Rate My Bunny, a site where you rate the cuteness quotient of bunny rabbits. Okay, maybe you should get back to that spreadsheet now.
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Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit 2009 Desk Calendar
$11.99
Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit Desk Calendar: Introducing the calendar certain to pop up in cubicles all over America. If you've ever wondered how to harness intellectual capital, why that MQNWSMEWGABHANG (Moderately qualified, non-threatening white straight male employee who gets ahead because he's a nice guy) was promoted ahead of you, or what your boss really meant when she said keep me in the loop, this calendar belongs on your desktop. Based on the book The Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit, the calendar features hundreds of caustically funny definitions for the cliche meaningless, and euphemistic jargon and buzzwords that supplant actual communication in offices every day.
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365 Great Things About Getting Older 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
365 Great Things About Getting Older Desk Calendar: Grandchildren, golf games, and great big ol' Cadillacs are just a few of the great things about getting older. Each page of this lighthearted and optimistic calendar provides a humorous entry about the aging process or a celebrity quote about growing older. The perfect gift for milestone birthdays.
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Close to Home 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Close to Home Desk Calendar: In the Close to Home calendar, John McPherson's frumpy and goofy-eyed characters are found in the most nutty situations—like the flight attendant who offers paper or plastic airsickness bags to passengers, the man who borrows his niece every Friday night to meet women, or the boy who outfitted himself with a wedgie deterrent system. Whatever the subject, these cartoons will help start your day with humor—and without sore muscles or caffeine jitters.
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Betty Boop 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Betty Boop Desk Calendar: With a convenient tear-off page for each day of the year, the Betty Boop Year-in-a-Box calendar will have you boop-oop-a-dooping day after day with everyone's favorite flapper! The perfect companion by the phone, on the desk or at bedside. Purchase several—one for you and more for your friends!
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365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
$11.99
365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: The perennially bestselling jokes calendar is back with a hilarious (and knee-slapping) year of knockknocks, riddles, silly definitions, anddid we mention?puns. Who did the wolf man take to the dance? His ghoulfriend. Youll groan, youll laugh, youll groan again. Because some jokes are so bad, you just cant resist them. Why did the five and ten dollar bills decide not to go to the pub? It was a singles bar. Da dum!
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Biddys 2009 Wall Calendar
$13.99
Biddys Wall Calendar: Everybody knows one. Half the population is destined to become one. Biddys is an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those ladies with the big hats and little dogs. For those who enjoy a good laugh, this calendar puts it all in perspective.
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For Better or For Worse 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
For Better or For Worse Desk Calendar: Each day, For Better or For Worse creator Lynn Johnston brings humor, emotion, and companionship to her readers in this heartwarming, semi-autobiographical strip. This year finds April dealing with the trials of adolescence, Elizabeth enjoying life and teaching up north, while Michael and Deanna encounter unreasonable neighbors. Johnston has been honored with a Pulitzer nomination, the prestigious Reuben Award, has been appointed to The Order of Canada, and has received a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.
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Brevity 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Brevity Desk Calendar: Brevity is not only the soul of wit, it's also not your normal comics fare. In the hands of Guy Endore-Kaiser and Rodd Perry, it is sharply intelligent, amusingly idiosyncratic, and often uproariously funny. It features a smorgasbord of nerds, socks, animals, sporks, and people who are stuck on a deserted island. This calendar features a hilarious Brevity panel each day.
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Medical Cartoon-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Medical Cartoon-A-Day Desk Calendar: This calendar is filled with healthy medical cartoons from humorist Jonny Hawkins. Jonny's works have been in greeting cards, calendars, and books. They also brighten the pages of over 265 publications including Forbes Magazine, Saturday Evening Post, Reader's Digest, Medical Post, Barron's, Guideposts, and Harvard Business Review.
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Murphy's Law 2009 Desk Calendar
$12.99
Murphy's Law Desk Calendar: This cynical and witty calendar features humorous laws, principles, and observations about anything and everything that can go wrong. Whether it's relationships, the office, hobbies, technology, or daily life, these glass-is-half-empty suppositions will have even the biggest curmudgeons chuckling.
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Peanuts Love Is... 2009 Wall Calendar
$13.99
Peanuts Love Is... Wall Calendar: From generation to generation over the past 50 years, Charles Schulz’s characters have filled our hearts with joy. The 2009 Peanuts™ calendar celebrates the famous “Love is” series, with a “Love” quote and drawing each month to illustrate the many ways that love can express itself! Includes 60 fun stickers!
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
$11.99
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: Celebrate the wacky, weird, and just plain fun with the masters of offbeat humor at the Bathroom Readers Institutewhose quirky and compulsively readable books have sold over 3 million copies. Here are inventions that didnt quite make it; unusual world record holders; plus Absorbing Questions, Bathroom Brainteasers, Legal Briefs, and Pot-Pourri.
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